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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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Fendoffrock

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock

Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.

Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)

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Hagcessory

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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Warddrab

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: war - drab

Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.

Etymology: wardrobe + drab

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Bewear

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: be-ware

Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!

Etymology: beware + wear

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Urkelestomy

mythman

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Farquniform

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form

Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform

Etymology: uniform, f*ck you

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COMMENTS:

ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00

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Grapeshotsilk

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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Taserblazer

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr

Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.

Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)

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COMMENTS:

petaj Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00

You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00

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Repeliaattrack

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: re pell a at track

Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack

Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract

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